ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

(360782) /20 Sep 14/ ©ruinedchildhood

wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

(617475) /20 Sep 14/ ©wilddaize

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

(115571) /18 Sep 14/ ©howdyhannaa
(165150) /18 Sep 14/ ©joeydeangelis

meowoofau:

13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.

(103782) /18 Sep 14/ ©meowoofau

nerdybloomers:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

also are you starting a gang because if so, that would be rad

(381839) /18 Sep 14/ ©twirpy

danieljou:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pets and Tumblr photoset

Am I the only one who thought of Stuart Little, when I saw the rat in the car?

super-who-locked-in:

elenilote:

kateordie:

I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

WHERE CAN I GET THIS

drink until the homicidal thoughts pass

(293844) /15 Sep 14/ ©kashimiru

craftymcclever:

why heeellllooooo

starponds